"Well that answers the question 'Does the CEO understand what we do?'!"
Chief Executive Officer Mugs
Kickstart their day with a clever and stylish mug designed for CEOs. Our collection features witty slogans and personalized options, perfect for the executive who loves a good laugh and a strong coffee.
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
"How do you feel about a management buy-out, sir?"
The Glass Floor
"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."
"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."
"If you drop three points on the prime and halve the base rate to 15% and then I throw in the wife and kids, we might just have ourselves a deal."
CEO bonus.
"But none of the other CEOs wear helmets, Mom."
Business Jargon.
CEO reading a book: 'Being the smartest person in the room - for dummies'.
...He's perfect - he's thirty five years old and hasn't got a clue.
"President Whipple couldn't make it."
"Are you sure you haven't overvalued the worth of your business?"
Chief Executives Teddy
Badge - I an a tycoon
'Can you take that down to Jenkins? I've already got a lot on my plate.'
"He'll do anything to say in power."
Pyramid Of Importance Within An Organisation.
I understand you all have names already, but if I want to assign my employees names I like, Margeret, I'll damn well go ahead and do it!
"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol
"Just CEO will suffice, Fred."
'I'll need some people to boss around.'
Free-range C.E.O.s
The executive board meeting was - once again - delayed due to the tardiness of C.E.O. Godot.
"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."
"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."
Austerity Made Simple
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
"Millions is craft. Billions is art."
“You’re probably looking for the other chief executive.”
"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."
"Looks like we found the issue."
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'
Chief Executive Officer Mugs Collection
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Chief Executive Officer Prints
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Chief Executive Officer T-Shirts
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