Chicken Nugget Fans Mugs

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

Dogs and Chickens

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

The Firebird

Notre Dame Phoenix

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Phoenix

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

"Why have you come over here?"

A Migrating Chicken

Hen Behaving Badly.

Battery Chicken.

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Ideas that failed: Seeing Eye Chickens

Cluck Norris in 'Missing Egg in Action'.

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

Chicken Affirmations