Chicken Crossers Prints

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Chicken Coupe.

Egg!

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Fee Range Chickens

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.