Chicken Collector Prints

Chicken Coupe.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Mummy?!

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'