Chicken Collector Prints

Chicken Coupe.

The Rooster Comedian.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Mummy?!

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'