Chick Flick Critic Prints

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Surprised cook.

Cat Video Cinema.

Tres chic

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

"Hollywood knows if they make sappy, romantic movies, girls will drag their stupid boyfriends to the theater. I can't wait to be dragged to a chick flick."

Reaction to movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Go bother your mother. She's only reading chick lit."

Celibacy and the city.

Chick flick festival

Fashion House - In/So last week.

"That was a silly way to split the dung Fred! How are we supposed to roll our share home now?"

After Three Hours Standing in a Random Basement. . .

"I couldn't believe it either, but Heaven really is a dumbed-down book fair."

'I thought this was going to be a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Ooh - that one was a bit gamey."

"I like the part where she says, 'woof'."

The day Kevin turned vegetarian.