Chess Club Members T-Shirts

"The "Antelope Chess Club" is advertising the date, time and place of its general assembly! Methinks we'll pay them a visit..."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Checkmate!'

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

Man playing chess from his parked car.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Bored Baker

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

Pawn Stars

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Chess on TV