Cherub Collector Mugs

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Inflating Boobs.

It's great for pulling the birds!