Chemo Conqueror Prints

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

What My Day Feels Like

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

The trim reaper

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Crop duster wanted.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'