Chemistry Teacher Mugs

I love Science.

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

H2O

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Chemistry molecular formula fall out of book.

'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

"What is heavier, water or butane?"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

How scientists classify the Elements vs how students classify the Elements.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Gracie's baby toys.

"When I grow up...I'm gonna spend a lot of time playing like a kid."

"I'm dropping this old silver dollar into this glass of acid."

"Should we add sodium to hydrogen?"

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

'Elements' team

"Guess what, Mum - I was genetically modified in chemistry class today!"

"What's the formula for ice?"

"We checked your results. You are absolutely correct."

Elements

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

Bunsen Burners for sale and bunsens for sale to go with them.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Do you have anything that will get Magic Marker off a dry erase board?"

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

What have you done with the spare filter paper? I've made you a hat, miss!

"For water it's: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O because yesterday you said it was H2O."

Fashion Design School. The chemistry class is only about gold and silver. Of course. Those are "elements" of style.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"I'm sick of carbon dioxide getting all the attention. We're dangerous pollutants too!"