Chemical Engineer Mugs

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

A tanker truck with a warning on the back that reads "The scientific community is divided. Some say this stuff is dangerous, some say it isn't".

'You didn't breathe on your way up here did you?'

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

When chemical engineers break up.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Front, L. to R.: Methyl chloride, Xylene, Benzoic acid, ...Hekamethylenediamine'

'Confound it - somebody put tuna in our mercury.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

'The chloride co. wants to merge with us. They think we can make salt together.'

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

We realise the Zuvex Chemical Co. is paying you lots and lots of money, but the feeling in the neighborhood is that your backyard is not a proper site for the dumping of toxic wastes.

Chemicals: Ethics is our number '7' concern.

Hazardous (but we're trying to neutralize them) Wastes

Slight Warning: What-used-to-be-toxic-but-are-now-merely annoying substances.

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Toxic Chemicals

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"There's something peculiar about all this..."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

"Second hand nerve gas again."

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Confound it - somebody put a tuna fish in our mercury."

"We think there's a leak."

"All those woods, forests, jungles...just sitting there."

Industrial Chemicals: Cake Mix, Soup, Juice Drinks.

"What makes you think we have to contact OSHA?"