Chemical Defender Prints

Unfair to chemical fertilizer industry

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Crop duster wanted.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Hurricane damage to trees

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Fish with Shield

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

Ebola reaches USA.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Government Interference with Science.

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

J.F. Bonner 1886 - 1974. Soldier, Statesman, Author, Philanthropist. Trivialized by the media 1986.