Chelsea Cheerleader T-Shirts

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

Callum Hudson-Odoi

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'He does what he wants - I blame that new manager, Mourinho!'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'