Cheetah Enthusiast Prints

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Oh sure, the suit cuts drag. But I really wear it because it looks awesome."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

The Mouse Princess

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'