Cheesy Romantics Mugs

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Robocop and Juliet.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"Everybody meets online these days."

Puppy Love

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Consenting Adults.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

A thief steals a heart

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

Heart is sewn back together.