Cheese Monger Prints

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'I love this job because you customers always smile when you place your order!'

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

The Running of the Brie

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Wine and Cheese

Mice taking lessons.

A consumer guide to cheese.

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'

Sandwich snob.

The Perfect Garden.

"And these soya beans were engineered using Human DNA."

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"