Cheese Connoisseur Pillows

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

"And lastly, for all eternity, French, blue cheese, or ranch?"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I assume that's a rhetorical question.'

'Parmesan?'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"It's not the noise, Sir. It's the Camembert."

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Making Camembert.

'Now that's what I call a presumptuous wine!'

Cheese

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

Cheese Trap

"Quick! Act busy. The big cheese is coming."

'Cheese and pickle on brown, please! Grate the cheese and take the bits out of the pickle! Cut them square, not diagonally like you usually do.'

A Mouse Nibbles on Cheese Book

Complementary wine and cheese

Cheese

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'That's not exactly a vote of confidence.'

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Life's always beddah with plenty of cheddah."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"First, eat some cheese, then wait by their entrance with baited breaths."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"That's how I keep Turkish politicians away!"

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"

"My aged cheddar died!"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop