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'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Who Let the Dawg In?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

Homeless count.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"We've townsized."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."