Cheerful Multitasker Mugs

"Some advice please... How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Fitness Programme for babies

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

Piano eight hands.

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

Multitasking.

'All right, who's been sitting on the copier again?'

One Man Band

Ballerina drying her laundry

I'm going to give each of my girlfriends a bottle of this wine for valentine's day. A port in every sweetheart!

"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"

On Weekdays. . . On Weekends

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"The commute is rough today."

Trumpet Clothesline.

Woman Knitting With Her Feet.

'But can you walk, chew gum and TEXT at the same time??'

How to eat while reading.

A planet like ours - "...same as yeaterday ma'am. Eating all day, followed by birth to 8 million."

"Relax warrior, it's not the weekend."

"Can I put the do in with you?"