Cheerful Mourners Prints

His urn is half-full. The eternal optimist.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Men can show their emotions!

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Origins of a family tradition.

Football supporters.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Soccer Fans.

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

Oprah's Long Goodbye

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

Go Team!

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

The Last Perm.

"We gather here today in memory of Chuckles, Kornflake, Doodles, Yo-Yo, Cupcake...."

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

Sunday morning greeters, the #1 cause for social anxiety in the church.

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

Dearly departed pet fish.

'I can't go on being the mascot for a losing team after all, I've got my pride.'

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

Baubles

Throat Lozenges $5/box

Woman looks at nine graves reading 'Mr Tibbles', saying: 'I loved that cat.'

"He forgot our 'safe word'."