Cheer Fanatic Gifts

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

Jumping cheerleaders

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Cheerleaders

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

A skip full of fools.

Love wine

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Funny Farm

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Sabrage

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Was it hard becoming a clown?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"This isn't really helping."

Juggling percentages.

Celebrity Books.

"Are you sure that when she flounced out, shouting 'size does matter', she was referring to your feet?"

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

Devil holding balloons

"Am I not being funny enough?"

Water Ski Accident

George Michael In The Toilet.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

Nobody knows what happened to Super Deer...Or do they?

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'