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'Let's do something in bad taste.'

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Classic SM.

'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

'Just think, George, we'll soon be the first people ever to set foot on this summit...'

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

Sprightly old man

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

Oap recruitment.

Cat's busy calendar

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"

Todays feisty seniors

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

"Marge, start packing. We're moving up the road to 'Coming-Out-Of Retirement Village'."

"I think of you as my academic wingman."

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Most people mellow with age. So what's your problem? -Baldwood. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. I'll handle this one. She has mellowed. You