Cheeky Readers Prints

Chastity Belts in the Garden of Eden

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Thanks for my pocket money Dad. But you forgot to add 17.5% VAT."

The Height of Impudence.

The King's New Robes.

"By the time I count to 10, you'd better be doing your math homework!"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Library - Cats for Dummies.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Thong World.

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Book ratings.

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

"Well, he can't have gone far. He knows he's not allowed to go up the stairs."

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

"I can't eat anything spicy."

'My balls are freezing!'

'Do I get credit for car wash?'

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Sauces & Pickles