Cheeky Imbibers Prints

"You awake?"

'A cheeky red?'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Quick swig first?"

Sticking out tongue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"It's one of those microbrews."

'So, I have a few drinks in the afternoon. Your dinner's always on the table when you get in from work, isn't it?'

'Physicists talking dirty'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

'My balls are freezing!'

I Will Not Chew My Pencil

"So baby, how about coming back to mine for a quick roll in the shit?"

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'Your Mom's going to happy hour. Let's order pizza.'

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

'Watch him-he's drinking on an empty wallet.'

'Sign here please.'

'Pint of 'Binge' please Guv'nor.'

"So... you've decided to turn your neurons into morons."

'Oh, Alright then - one for the road.'

"Pssst. . . Major sideboob at 12 o'clock."