Cheeky Card Collector T-Shirts

'Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! On Cupid...CUPID?!'

A little of what you fancy does you good.

"'Fancy a shag', I think this one is from Dwayne!"

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'Occassional cards'

Greeting Cards

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

Never date a medical illustrator.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Who Typexed out the grass?

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Husband / Wife / On The Side