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'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Geezer.

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Justice for a heckler.

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

USS Party Time.