Cheeky Art Collector Gifts

Rudolph The Red-Light Reindeer

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Mouse returns home from work.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Elton John

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Alabama Traffic Jam

Clone Factory

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'I had a cough at the time!'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

US aid to Ukraine

American Bombs

Hammer and Anvil.

"I'm a stable genius!"

Decaying corpse

Casting in the swamp.

Catman