Checkmate Fan Prints

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

En garde!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

First past the post.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

En-guard dog.

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Knight Vision

Acupuncture.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

'Painter'

Weak Knights

The Joust

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

"I would like organic milk!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

Boy holding baby with tag reading 'J Smidgley Biology O' Level Practical Results.'

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

'You know, I don't make many knight calls anymore.'

Chess Disagreements