Checker Games Gifts

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Sweep the board.

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Garden Sudoku

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

'Your turn.'

"Sudoku for Dummies"

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

F. Uh-oh

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

'Cheetah!'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

Recall notice

'I'm not into this rodeo stuff - can't we play checkers or something?'

"King me!"

"Next time, finish your tea before turning over the cup to check-out the mark."

'Hey, count me in!'

"Don't ask me about my past."

"Have a nice day?"

"Well sure, I forget things... doesn't everybody?"

Clockwise from top left: One, Two, Four, Three.

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

Well, there goes the neighborhood.