Checkbook Enthusiast Mugs

The Joy of Cheques

'The bank wants you to stop writing checks for a few days, to give them a chance to catch up.'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Money Bar.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

WHO checklist

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Disappearing Democracy

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Till malfunction

'I want to give two weeks' notice that I'm quitting my job and two months' notice that I'm quitting my expense account.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

'Give me the bill, it's a business expense.'

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

Strange that every teacher crossed out the original comment and wrote XLANT!

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!

"Mr. Peterson will cash that for you."

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

'I finally got a good one!'