Check Chaser Mugs

'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Discomfort zone.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Mr. Winter blast returns.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Fisherman.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

Drinkers.

Reality, and lots of it!

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"