Cheat Detector T-Shirts

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

Turtle Hat

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Sportswasher's

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"Robert prays for the answers."

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

This department will not countenance the back stab.

Cheating at golf.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

'Well, keep searching lads, they must've left some sort of clues.'

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."

'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'

"I can't decipher this CAPTCHA security code, doctor simmons, but since it looks like you writing maybe you can read it?"

"Just one particular man immune to your charms, or are you getting a sense of herd immunity?"