Cheat Detector T-Shirts

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Turtle Hat

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Sportswasher's

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Cryptologists Anonymous

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"Robert prays for the answers."

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

"First of all, let's find out who blew the whistle on us."

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

This department will not countenance the back stab.

I saw your "free wi-fi" sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to buy something, it's not free! Ok. The password is "buysomethingorgetout." Is that upper-case or lower?

Cheating at golf.

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'You, you, you. Why is it always about you?'

'Well, keep searching lads, they must've left some sort of clues.'

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"

"You may be interested to know that least one of your classmates was concerned enough about his grades to leave an envelope of cash on my desk yesterday afternoon."

"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'

"We have received a request for rescue which we believe is a phishing attempt. If this was a legitimate request, please resend with proof of identification."

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

'They put me in the slow class - NOW who am I supposed to copy from?'