Chatty Jogger Mugs

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Running

Robber on treadmill

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

"Now, you may feel a little pressure..."

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"