Chatty Crowd Appreciators Prints

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

Things You Say Wher You Are Officially Old - Volume # 1

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

A human cannon with an extended clip

401 Error

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

"I'm going swearing now."

'You've never cohabitated with an antipodal ding bat have you?'

'Charlie, is it my imagination or are you getting taller?'

"No dear, you don't look 40. Those days are past."

Army School Recruitment - 'I got shot.'

"If you don't have any cash, you can get a payday loan around the corner."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- Shouldn't you let sleeping dogs lie?'

By the way, who does your hair? A phrenology-school dropout with a drinking problem.

Polo - Come on you Royals !

'Casual Day wasn't enough. I wanted more.'

Thank you Mum...