Chatterbox Sailor Mugs

'This is a tongue depressor for patients who won't stop talking.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"She can be outspoken."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."