Chasing Incentives Prints

"I think marketing's come up with a real winner this time."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

Let's Celebrate

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

Gloat

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Unusual Offers

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Counting my Bonus...

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Corporate Success