Chart Wizardry Mugs

'This one is by our 'creative accounting' department.'

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"It's his ego growth chart."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

Sales Exit.