Chart Lover Mugs

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'But then again...we could be wrong.'

"Sorry, I'm wrong. This isn't sales it's union membership."

Economy - USA.

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Bar chart

"This chart should clear up any confusion you may have with today's market trends."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'According to the chart you should be eleven feet eight.'

Aggression/Security

Effort to Win/Advantages

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

Graph to find your IQ

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"Let's celebrate Friday! Show me again how good my numbers are compared to Congress!"

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

'My fellow Americans...great news.'

More Charts with Heart

'Fortunately, the job market is still strong for economists.'

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Man and woman speaking in different data chart languages.

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"Now this is teamwork!"

A look ahead

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Mardi Gras

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I need to tinkle."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"