Chart Chuckle Lover Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Pie charts

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Economy - USA.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Aggression/Security

Graph to find your IQ

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Bar chart

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"Now this is teamwork!"

"No, dummy...that's not how we use a napkin!"

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Amy Schumer

'MILK FIGHT!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'