Chart Chuckle Lover Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Pie charts

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Snowprov

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Economy - USA.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Aggression/Security

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Graph to find your IQ

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

Bar chart

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"Now this is teamwork!"

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'