Charming Mugs

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Romance in Pink

Champagne Tasting.

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

Lover

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Social butterfly

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

Online Dating

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'Cologne sir?'

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Like a fine wine, some me improve with age.

"What would your super-power be?"

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"