Charming Canine Lover Mugs

"Of course I'm not French: I just put on the accent to talk to the ladies..."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Canine Scentipede

'They're dog roses!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'