Charmers Club Prints

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Up please...

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Football Chameleon

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

Gymnastic Scores.