Charm Offensive Strategist Mugs

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Swing me with your words."

Silver Fox

Letter writing lady.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Your future looks charming.'

"No guarantees, right?"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Real Estate Personals

Tango

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'Another martini please.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'Good morning Miss...'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."