Charm Offensive Strategist Mugs

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Silver Fox

Letter writing lady.

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Tango

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

Real Estate Personals

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

'Another martini please.'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Good morning Miss...'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'What's the night life-like?

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Crisp, elegant, and well-balanced. Not the wine, you."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"Ever since I got married women find me attractive."