Charm Critic Mugs

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Swing me with your words."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'