Charity Run Participant Gifts

"I used to think 'running for the endorphins' was a charity race for an endangered sea mammal."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Alms Bank

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Me and my money are soon parted

'Are we having fun yet?'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

'Costume - What costume?'

'Big Issue...'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Marathon costume

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

The Fun Run.

Rodin's Charity Collector

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"We will remember them."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

Make a Wish

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."