Charity Run Participant Gifts

"I used to think 'running for the endorphins' was a charity race for an endangered sea mammal."

Hiccups. Run for the cure.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I told him he should have trained more."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Alms Bank

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Me and my money are soon parted

'Are we having fun yet?'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Four

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

'Costume - What costume?'

'Big Issue...'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Rodin's Charity Collector

The Fun Run.

Marathon costume

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"We will remember them."

Planetless, please help.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

I work for a nonprofit organization. Me, too. I appear in a comic strip.

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."