Charity Rider Pillows

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I told him he should have trained more."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Alms Bank

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Me and my money are soon parted

Television guests' essentials in November.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Lemonade without borders.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Thanks again, kid!"

The nonprofit dog fight.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'