Charity Cheerleaders Gifts

Gratitude

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

'60 is the new 40.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Matthew Perry.

Hockey cheerleaders.

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."