Charity Ambassador Mugs

'Hey, what are you trying to pull? -- this is a CANADIAN quarter!'

Love linked

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Are you OK hun?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

If you want to see love be love.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Nato Membership

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

'Big Issue...'

Seals on Wheels

Marathon costume

Europe

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Love and hate

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

Teach Love

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"We will remember them."

Emotional Support Dog

"Ever notice how everyone's nice this time of year? Kids behave. Neighbors, friends, relatives - even workers at the office - smile more. The mailman has a friendly wave, folks seem to go out of their way to be nice..."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Negotiations