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"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Time for speeches

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

"He says that it's really not that bad down there."

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Seance: That line is currently busy...would you care to keep holding?

"Oh, hello darling..."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."