Charisma Coach Prints

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Changing Minds

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

Otto von Bismarck

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

Clive James

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

So You Want to be a Political Rock 'n' Roll Star

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Oh, I like Forbes, but he hasn't got Dole's charisma."

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Donations Drastically Reduced

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

Hospital patient gets TLC.

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.

Pop Quiz: Can you identify the magic ingredient separating the man with "powerful geek mystique" from the plain old-fashioned nerd?

Randy, what cologne do you wear? Sorry, little buddy. That's a state secret. I've signed an oath not to divulge it, because in the wrong hands it could wreak havoc. Would-be dictators could use it to boost their charisma by a factor of 300. What's in it. A mixture of my natural musk, sunshine and desire.