Charisma Appreciator Mugs

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Clive James

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Changing Minds

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Real Estate Personals

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Otto von Bismarck

'Small acts of kindness, officer, can go a long way toward making this world a better place.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'You guys are real friends!'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

McHappy

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Quasimodo Zit.

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'All right, I'll fight you if you insist, but I hope we can be friends afterwards.'

"That's it Bruce, get the darn ants, they're driving me crazy!"

"I heard it and you know it! You were purring when the puppy was playing with you and licking your face!"

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'